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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:15 pm
by beardmcdoug
Mountaineer Buc wrote:Human version of the cat gif



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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:05 pm
by Buc2
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:25 pm
by beardmcdoug
just let evolution do its thing...

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:33 pm
by Zarniwoop
I think we should nudge Darwinian evolution along every so often

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:01 am
by RedLeader
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Sees Number 19...
















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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:05 am
by Mountaineer Buc
I bet Amazon just LOVES seeing these mayors and city councils beg.

50,000 jobs? probably need to slide that decimal point to the left one time.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:07 am
by beardmcdoug
Mountaineer Buc wrote:I bet Amazon just LOVES seeing these mayors and city councils beg.

50,000 jobs? probably need to slide that decimal point to the left one time.


for real... dance fools... DANCE

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:09 am
by Zarniwoop
+1 to MB and BMD's sentiment

I pray that Austin or Dallas aren't selected

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:18 am
by RedLeader
Indeed. I know the small town of Chula Vista here in San Diego put together quite the pitch and presentation in hopes of getting considered.



Did no city in Florida bid?

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:21 am
by Mountaineer Buc
****, Amazon's world headquarters is in Seattle and only employs 25,000 people. 50,000 my ass.

Amazon pulled this stunt in West Virginia about 10 years ago when they were trying to decide if they were going to put a distribution center in either Huntington or in Ashland, KY. Joe Manchin and the Governor of Kentucky immediately went into a bidding war for the "500 jobs averaging $30,000 a year."

Manchin won the war by permanently exempting Amazon from Corporate income and property taxes. What did WV get? 12 employees averaging $10 an hour.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 pm
by RedLeader
Median age of country’s population‬
‪ ‬

‪Japan 47.3‬
‪Germany 47.1‬
‪Canada 42.2‬
‪France 41.4‬
‪UK 40.5‬
‪Russia 39.6‬
‪US 38.1‬
‪China 37.4‬
‪Brazil 32‬
‪S Korea 30.9‬
‪India 28.3‬
‪Mexico 27.9‬
‪S Africa 27.1‬
‪ ‬
‪[World 37‬]


Hmmm. It's almost like Japan and Germany lost a generation or two somewhere... ;)



Although, I am impressed by China, considering they cap their births..

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:52 pm
by PrimeMinister
Zarniwoop wrote:+1 to MB and BMD's sentiment

I pray that Austin or Dallas aren't selected


Atlanta makes the most sense. Dallas 2nd. I hope they go to Atlanta.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:02 pm
by Betsy
RedLeader wrote:Indeed. I know the small town of Chula Vista here in San Diego put together quite the pitch and presentation in hopes of getting considered.



Did no city in Florida bid?


Miami.... Oops! Sorry, you're right, that's northern Cuba.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:27 am
by Crocaneers
RedLeader wrote:For the Millennials on the board...




Best Big Cities to Begin Your Career
November 6th, 2017
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Houston is fantastic, as long as you know where to live. I've worked around the city for 10+ years. Still live in Florida, so I have best of both worlds.

Highly recommended. Don't forget it's the 4th largest city

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:07 pm
by Zarniwoop
Yep, I like Houston. But it definitely has its no-go zones....lol

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:41 pm
by Buc2
Tide Pod Shot
made with vodka, Bailey's, and blue curacao

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:42 pm
by Super K
Hahahaha, that shots pretty funny...

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:03 pm
by Mountaineer Buc
Why are people eating Tide pods?



Because they're so tasty!

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:36 pm
by EastBayBucsFan
AUSTIN, Texas — A student at a middle school in Texas paid a stripper to visit campus on Thursday, school administrators confirmed to the American-Statesman.

According to the paper, the woman went to the provided address around 11:30 a.m. on Thursday. When she arrived and discovered it was Grisham Middle School, she called the front office and explained what happened.

According to Jenny LaCoste-Caputo, a spokeswoman for Round Rock Independent School District, the woman did not enter the school.

The student used his cell phone to call the stripper and paid for the services using his parent’s credit card, according to CBS Austin.

School officials said the student is facing “disciplinary action.”

In an email sent to parents and obtained by the American-Statesman, Principal Paige Hadziselimovic explained what happened on Thursday:

“Our staff handled the situation with the utmost decorum and professionalism. While regrettable, the incident had no negative impact on any students, other than the student who is responsible.”



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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:57 pm
by Rocker
Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:24 pm
by Buc2
Rocker wrote:Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome

tsk
This is how doing porn videos start.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:34 pm
by Rocker
Buc2 wrote:
Rocker wrote:Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome

tsk
This is how doing porn videos start.


Nobody wants to see that.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:56 pm
by Buc2
:lol:

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:06 pm
by PrimeMinister
Rocker wrote:
Buc2 wrote:tsk
This is how doing porn videos start.


Nobody wants to see that.


There is a market for everything.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:43 pm
by Super K
PrimeMinister wrote:
Rocker wrote:
Nobody wants to see that.


There is a market for everything.


Ha!

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:37 pm
by Rocker
Hey, if the thought of seeing my pasty white ass pumping away for all I'm worth gives you a thrill, I'd be happy to set up a GoFundMe.

Full disclosure: I'm short, skinny, and not attractive. And I'd blur out the good bits of my wife.

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:48 pm
by Mountaineer Buc
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:10 pm
by RedLeader
Ashley looks like she might need a follow...

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:10 pm
by PrimeMinister
That’s so wrong but I lmao

Re: Absolute randomness thread

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:00 pm
by Kress
Wow. One of those times that you're ashamed that you laughed.