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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:15 pm

There once was a gal from Darjeeling,
Who said she had no sexual feeling.
Then a sailor named Boris
touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:11 am

Football: Heavy rain turns stadium into 'bathtub'

Uninterrupted rainfall has caused a football stadium to flood so much the goalposts are under water and it now looks like nothing more than a giant swimming pool.

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Reports said similar freak weather conditions have not been seen for decades, and tens of thousands are now being evacuated from their homes.

Heavy storms in the city of Ezhou, in Central China’s Hubei Province, have inundated the streets with water and have caused serious disruptions to public transport.

Mingtang Stadium, the city’s landmark, is now also full of floodwater, making it look more like a bathtub than football grounds.

Reports said it is the first time in 30 years, since the stadium’s completion, that it has ever been flooded, with water covering the pitch and even reaching above the goal at either end.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:40 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:02 pm

I just went to the bathroom, and realized that today I am wearing my underwear inside out. That is all.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:03 pm

Been there.

Meaning I've done that too, not that I've been in your underwear.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:49 pm

Wenchy wrote:Been there.

Meaning I've done that too, not that I've been in your underwear.



Getting dressed in the dark causes all kinds of problems. I cannot even begin to count the number of days where I have been black pants, blue socks.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:03 pm

I don't usually have to get dressed in the dark, so I'm not sure what my excuse is.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:15 pm

In other words, you don't have one. You are just a reverse-panty-wearing ball of crazy. (but we love you for it)
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:50 pm

Kress wrote:
Wenchy wrote:Been there.

Meaning I've done that too, not that I've been in your underwear.



Getting dressed in the dark causes all kinds of problems. I cannot even begin to count the number of days where I have been black pants, blue socks.


Can confirm. My socks do not match today. (same color though)
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:00 pm

I actually wore a Tshirt wrongside out a couple of weeks ago, and then lamented on Facebook that's how you know your family hates you. They allow you to walk around all day long--in public--with your clothes on wromgsode out and don't tell you.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:05 pm

Wenchy wrote:with your clothes on wromgsode out



With what now?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:18 pm

That's how devastated I was about it!
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Alpha » Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:32 am

You sissies actually wear underwear!?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Nano » Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:09 pm

It Depends
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:04 pm

Nano wrote:Depends



Figures.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:19 pm

Kress wrote:
Nano wrote:Depends



Fingers.


Eew! Gross!
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:09 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:50 am

Alpha has been doing some travelling

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:41 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Alpha » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:24 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:Alpha has been doing some travelling

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https://gfycat.com/IllinformedWebbedBurro


I'd like to point out, for the record, there is NO video of me actually PICKING UP my...err..THAT...8 inch, black dildo.




Nevermind... :oops:
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:10 pm

"If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in."

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby 81mm Shake and Bake » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:45 am

How amazing is this?

Wife and I are heading back to FL from MN to get the kids, and there at the gate is a buddy of mine I haven't seen since we were in The Ghan together over 10 years ago! He lives in Alaska and was traveling to NM and just happened to have arrived at the same gate we were leaving from.

Unfortunately we didn't get much time to catch up because they were just about to button up, but it was great to see him!
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:30 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:31 am



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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby NYBF » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:00 am

No video of the paramedics dropping him once he was strapped to the stretcher?

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mother Ayahuasca » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:33 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby EastBayBucsFan » Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:42 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:23 am

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Better suited for the random political thread.
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