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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:22 pm

The best part is that he missed it, too.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby NYBF » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:26 pm

Kress wrote:The best part is that he missed it, too.


Prove it
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:37 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:15 pm

I just now noticed the facemask penalty in our banner.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:37 pm

Kress wrote:I just now noticed the facemask penalty in our banner.


It's not a penalty if you plan on eating it.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Corsair » Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:10 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:53 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:55 am

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That's exactly what I thought it was, right up until today. Mind blown.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:30 am

What? You couldn't read?

or did you think UBU meant "You be You"?

I was never once confused by that. Because it said UBU PRODUCTIONS in ALL CAPS right under the dog's frisbee.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:02 pm

I'm telling you, man, it was Boo Boo.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:30 pm

Whoa man, I once thought it was Boo Boo, learned that it was Ubu, forgot that it was Ubu, and now have been reminded that it was Ubu.

I need a nap.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:20 pm

Women with lots of body hair. Umm...

http://m.refinery29.com/body-hair-pictures?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Jessie's Girl » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:36 pm

Wenchy wrote:Women with lots of body hair. Umm...

http://m.refinery29.com/body-hair-pictures?



NO hair!

That makes me want to HURL!!!!!


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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:41 pm

It's not empowering, it's disgusting. I guess some men might like that, though.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:54 am

Wenchy wrote:It's not empowering, it's disgusting. I guess some men might like that, though.



I'm not even going to click on that link, because no bueno with the hair.

It's a balancing act, though. In college I once hooked up with a girl and when we started getting nekkid I discovered that she had armpit hair. I had to leave immediately. "Big test tomorrow." Another time a girl was shaved completely. That just seems pre-pubescent. I'm not sure what it says about me that I didn't abort that mission, but it's still not preferred. Leave a little landing strip or something.

Perhaps I've said too much and will now be lumped in with Judge Ped.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Xandtar » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:38 pm

A typical view along the west coast of Dominica, Morne Diablotin is the mountain in the background.

This is not typical of most of the Caribbean, land prices are so high and it's so hard to get here that very very few tourist homes have been built, and most of them near the capital.

Suffice to say it's as fast to boat along the west coast as to drive, the mountain roads are viciously curvy and narrow.

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Deuce » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:26 pm



A lot of people have probably already seen this but oh well...
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Xandtar » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:52 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:02 pm

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"Wait...did I leave the iron on?"
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Xandtar » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:03 am

Some of these aren't bad.

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nfl ... jokes.html

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Q: Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team?
A: Because then Tampa Bay would want one.

Falcons Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Buccaneers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Buccaneers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Buccaneers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Falcons fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Falcons fan?'
"Because my mom is a Falcons fan, and my dad is Falcons fan, so I'm a Falcons fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Falcons fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Buccaneers fan.'
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby doooshnzl » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:40 pm

Brutal,,,,but pretty right on.

Xandtar wrote:Some of these aren't bad.

http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nfl ... jokes.html

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Q: Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team?
A: Because then Tampa Bay would want one.

Falcons Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Buccaneers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Buccaneers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Buccaneers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Falcons fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Falcons fan?'
"Because my mom is a Falcons fan, and my dad is Falcons fan, so I'm a Falcons fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Falcons fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Buccaneers fan.'
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby doooshnzl » Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:52 pm

Woman gets her anus bronzed..

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:03 pm

Watching your puppy run away with your underwear in her mouth is a disconcerting sight.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Xandtar » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:21 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:55 am

I had ordered two pairs of snowboots for my two oldest sons back on early December for a Christmas ski trip. I got a notification that theybjad been delivered to my house by the USPS on December 10, but they never were. After much bitching and complaining with the post office, I finally gave up the next week, bought new boots for them and got my money refunded from the place where I bought them.

Last night, my neighbor from TWO DOORS down from me, comes to my door holding the box with my boots inside. The outside had my name and address, and not only had they held onto the box for a month and a half, they had opened it! Honestly, if i had done that, I wouldn't have even bothered taking them to their rightful owner. The balls on that idiot.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:00 pm

Wenchy wrote:Watching your puppy run away with your underwear in her mouth is a disconcerting sight.




Puppy..... That's cute name you came up with for Outsider.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:47 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:47 am

I hate to say, but if Vanilla Ice is selling, I'm buying. That's just how the universe works.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:56 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Wenchy » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:14 am

Kress wrote:I hate to say, but if Vanilla Ice is selling, I'm buying. That's just how the universe works.

Those are the biggest slices I've ever seen.
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