Absolute randomness thread

by **Kress** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:13 am

IchabodCrane84 wrote:If you haven't done so already, go to the O'Reilly Auto Parts website and search for part 121G.

I did that about 35 years ago.

by **Buc2** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:29 am

IchabodCrane84 wrote:If you haven't done so already, go to the O'Reilly Auto Parts website and search for part 121G.

Great Scott!

by **Buc2** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:43 am

Kress wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:If you haven't done so already, go to the O'Reilly Auto Parts website and search for part 121G.

I did that about 35 years ago.

I did that in 2082.

by **Mountaineer Buc** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:45 am

Buc2 wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:If you haven't done so already, go to the O'Reilly Auto Parts website and search for part 121G.

Great Scott!

Now I just need some plutonium... Unless they have a Mr Fusion.

by **Phantom Phenom** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:16 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/10/africa/ra ... index.html

Interesting

by **Rocker** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:53 am

Section of I85 collapsed in Atlanta last night. Yeesh...

by **RedLeader** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:46 am

Rocker wrote:Section of I85 collapsed in Atlanta last night. Yeesh...

ummmmmm. Too easy.

by **Buc2** » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:38 pm

The perfect gift for your significant other? Or perhaps for your significant other's mother?

Yep. It's really for sale.

by **Mountaineer Buc** » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:03 pm

You dirty old man.

by **RedLeader** » Sat Apr 08, 2017 8:05 pm

That pillow looks hard.

by **Kress** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:43 pm

I'd lay it. I mean, lay down on it. Whatever.

by **Mountaineer Buc** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:46 am

Japanese Ghetto

Even the graffitti is neat and organized over there. Funny part is that it might be a themed restaurant.

by **Buc2** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:49 pm

So Churchill had a doctor's excuse so he could buy and consume alcohol during Prohibition. :lol:

Winston Churchill's alcoholic spirits prescription
This was Winston Churchill's medicinal alcohol prescription from Jan. 26, 1932. He'd been hit by a car at Fifth Avenue and 76th Street.

“This is to certify that the postaccident convalescence of the Hon. Winston S. Churchill necessitates the use of alcoholic spirits especially at meal times. The quantity is naturally indefinite but the minimum requirements would be 250 cubic centimeters."

*remember it was prohibition back then!
Image via NY Times

by **Zarniwoop** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:45 pm

that is awesome!

by **Kress** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:34 am

Otto Pickhardt is my hero.

by **Zarniwoop** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:43 am

Ha!

I always thought it was weird that people would get in line behind the lady with the gun. What would be left to do?

EDIT -- why did you delete it? Now this post makes no flipping sense!!

by **Buc2** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:46 am

Zarniwoop wrote:Ha!

I always thought it was weird that people would get in line behind the lady with the gun. What would be left to do?

EDIT -- why did you delete it? Now this post makes no flipping sense!!

Sorry, man. It's in the Random Politics thread now. I moved it since that was where the incident was being discussed. If I had read that thread first, I wouldn't have put the video here to begin with.

by **Zarniwoop** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:47 am

Buc2 wrote:
Zarniwoop wrote:Ha!

I always thought it was weird that people would get in line behind the lady with the gun. What would be left to do?

EDIT -- why did you delete it? Now this post makes no flipping sense!!

Sorry, man. It's in the Random Politics thread now. I moved it since that was where the incident was being discussed. If I had read that thread first, I wouldn't have put the video here to begin with.

I refuse to deprive the world of anything I have ever written so I won't allow myself to delete my post

by **Buc2** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:50 am

Zarniwoop wrote:
Buc2 wrote:Sorry, man. It's in the Random Politics thread now. I moved it since that was where the incident was being discussed. If I had read that thread first, I wouldn't have put the video here to begin with.

I refuse to deprive the world of anything I have ever written so I won't allow myself to delete my post

I didn't deprive myself...I just moved myself.

by **Zarniwoop** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:51 am

i do that regularly too...generally in the morning

by **Kress** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:02 am

Buc2 wrote:So Churchill had a doctor's excuse so he could buy and consume alcohol during Prohibition.

Winston Churchill's alcoholic spirits prescription
This was Winston Churchill's medicinal alcohol prescription from Jan. 26, 1932. He'd been hit by a car at Fifth Avenue and 76th Street.

“This is to certify that the postaccident convalescence of the Hon. Winston S. Churchill necessitates the use of alcoholic spirits especially at meal times. The quantity is naturally indefinite but the minimum requirements would be 250 cubic centimeters."

*remember it was prohibition back then!
Image via NY Times

Upon further reflection, to my knowledge prohibition has never existed in England. FAKE news.

by **beardmcdoug** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:21 am

Kress wrote:
Buc2 wrote:So Churchill had a doctor's excuse so he could buy and consume alcohol during Prohibition.

Upon further reflection, to my knowledge prohibition has never existed in England. FAKE news.

This is from a doctor in NY... for when he got hit by a car in NY...

Is Kress being a smart ass - am I missing something lol

by **Buc2** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:00 pm

beardmcdoug wrote:
Kress wrote:

Upon further reflection, to my knowledge prohibition has never existed in England. FAKE news.

This is from a doctor in NY... for when he got hit by a car in NY...

Is Kress being a smart ass - am I missing something lol

And lawyers laugh at us for not reading things carefully.

by **Kress** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:49 pm

beardmcdoug wrote:
Is Kress being a smart ass

Apparently not well enough.

by **Kress** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:42 am

Wow. I was just drunk as hell. Dafuq did I even write? Carry on.

by **Deuce** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:37 pm

Just offered a new job today. Is there any better feeling?

by **Mountaineer Buc** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:43 pm

Deuce wrote:Just offered a new job today. Is there any better feeling?

Yeah. Selling your house to a transexual for cash.

by **IchabodCrane84** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:35 pm

Deuce wrote:Just offered a new job today. Is there any better feeling?

Did wonders for Romo.

by **NYBF** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:45 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Deuce wrote:Just offered a new job today. Is there any better feeling?

Yeah. Selling your house to a transexual for cash.

Is "selling your house" some sort of euphemism?

by **Mountaineer Buc** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:34 am

NYBF wrote:
Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Yeah. Selling your house to a transexual for cash.

Is "selling your house" some sort of euphemism?

Keep it up, wiseguy.

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