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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:51 am

As kids, we went barefoot a lot of the time in the summer so my feet got good and toughened up. Once I pissed off my older sister and she was going to beat my ass so I took off running. She gave chase. I was only 10, she was 14 so she was quickly catching up to me. I veered off and purposely ran into a nearby graveled parking lot. I knew she wouldn't follow me in there because her feet were too sensitive. Worked great. I avoided her the rest of the day. By the time she got the chance, later when we were home, she wasn't pissed off anymore. Beating averted. :lol:
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby mdb1958 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:01 pm

Let me tell you what microsoft is doing now. If you are one to ignore them and shut down not very often, they will force onto your computer with some BS and the only way you can get them off is to restart. When you do it then they collect data or put whatever crap they want on your computer.

Whenever you hear update --- believe this, its for there benefit.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:01 pm

This ****ing guy.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Noles1724 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:24 pm

mdb1958 wrote:Let me tell you what microsoft is doing now. If you are one to ignore them and shut down not very often, they will force onto your computer with some BS and the only way you can get them off is to restart. When you do it then they collect data or put whatever crap they want on your computer.

Whenever you hear update --- believe this, its for there benefit.


Smartest man in the room right here!

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby mdb1958 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:29 pm

Noles1724 wrote:
mdb1958 wrote:Let me tell you what microsoft is doing now. If you are one to ignore them and shut down not very often, they will force onto your computer with some BS and the only way you can get them off is to restart. When you do it then they collect data or put whatever crap they want on your computer.

Whenever you hear update --- believe this, its for there benefit.


Smartest man in the room right here!

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Thx, but I think you meant - their.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Noles1724 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:51 am

mdb1958 wrote:
Noles1724 wrote:
Smartest man in the room right here!

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Thx, but I think you meant - their.


not sure if serious or if the image in my head of a plane going over your head is accurate.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby mdb1958 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:16 am

That would be two for yes.

Does anybody not have a plane going over their head every day?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:37 am

mdb1958 wrote:That would be two for yes.

Does anybody not have a plane going over their head every day?

ISS astronauts.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:47 am

Buc2 wrote:
mdb1958 wrote:That would be two for yes.

Does anybody not have a plane going over their head every day?

ISS astronauts.


What makes you think that their feet are pointed toward Earth?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:33 am

Kress wrote:
Buc2 wrote:ISS astronauts.


What makes you think that their feet are pointed toward Earth?

Good point.

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Deuce » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:41 am

Kress wrote:
Buc2 wrote:ISS astronauts.


What makes you think that their feet are pointed toward Earth?


If someone is inside the ISS, head pointed toward Earth, is a plane going "over" their head?

Is a plane on the other side of the planet going "under" you? Where is the ultimate bottom point?

What about planes on other planets?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:49 am

That depends. If the other planet is slightly above and to the left of Earth, but tilted down to the right a bit from its own 27 degree axis of rotation, while orbiting a star that is below us but way out in front, then the hypothetical plane could be over the head of someone standing in the One Buc parking lot this coming Thursday for about 2-3 minutes if said plane is following a due west trajectory on the 34th meridian of that planet.

There are of course other factors at play, but that's a rough estimate.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby mdb1958 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 am

This is one of them moments where I wish I would have left his screw up just go on by.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Noles1724 » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:14 pm

mdb1958 wrote:This is one of them moments where I wish I would have left his screw up just go on by.


this is one of them der moments where I wish your post wasn't halfway read-able.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby deltbucs » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:47 pm

mdb1958 wrote:Let me tell you what microsoft is doing now. If you are one to ignore them and shut down not very often, they will force onto your computer with some BS and the only way you can get them off is to restart. When you do it then they collect data or put whatever crap they want on your computer.

Whenever you hear update --- believe this, its for there benefit.

That's why you're running Linux?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:08 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:54 am

News you don't see everyday...

Montana woman with machete hides behind ex-boyfriend’s door, then forces sex on him, police say
By Meagan Flynn
June 27 at 2:13 AM

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Samantha Ray Mears (Great Falls Police)

Late Friday night, police in Great Falls, Mont., received a call from a man in distress: He had come home to find his ex-girlfriend hiding behind his bedroom door, wielding a machete.

She had somehow broken into the house while he was away, he said, and when he opened the door and walked into his room she confronted him from behind and held the machete to his neck.

Then, according to a probable cause affidavit, she told him to take off his clothes.

Samantha Ray Mears, 19, now faces six charges after police say she forced her ex-boyfriend to have sex with her at machete-point, damaged his property and fled just as they were arriving. She is charged with aggravated battery, assault with a weapon, unlawful restraint, partner family member assault and two counts of criminal mischief in Cascade County, Mont. It was not immediately clear whether Mears had an attorney. She allegedly told police the man kidnapped her and then gave her a machete to protect herself, according to the Great Falls Tribune.

The man told police that once she told him to undress she ordered him onto the bed. He complied because he feared what she might do to him. Mears then took off her pants, climbed on top of him and started having sex with him, still holding the machete, the affidavit alleges.

When the man tried to push her off, she bit him on the arm and kept going, he said.

“After the intercourse,” the affidavit said, “Mears sat on the bed, still armed with the machete, with her back against the wall.”

An argument began as soon as the sex ended, the man said, leading Mears to rip a piece of trim off his wall and then urinate on his bed, according to the affidavit. He found an opening to step away to pretend to call “Doug,” but really he was calling 911.

Police say Mears fled the unidentified man’s home just as the cops were pulling up to his house.

The man offered up his evidence once they arrived, according to the affidavit: a bite mark on his arm and pictures he took while Mears sat on the bed with her machete.

Mears has a history of assault charges against the man, whom she had been dating for approximately seven years, the Great Falls Tribune reported.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:32 am

Buc2 wrote:News you don't see everyday...

An argument began as soon as the sex ended, the man said, leading Mears to rip a piece of trim off his wall and then urinate on his bed.



That's the best part, for about three different reasons.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Nano » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:09 pm



I love foreign commercials sometimes. They can just so wacky
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby PrimeMinister » Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:55 am

Kress wrote:
Buc2 wrote:News you don't see everyday...




That's the best part, for about three different reasons.


How is she not charged with rape?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:19 am

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These guys might be on to something...
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:10 pm

I actually use them almost exclusively for buying books (mostly for an eReader). It's an excellent service imo.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:42 pm

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Who the **** is this guy.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:39 am

RedLeader wrote:Image

Who the **** is this guy.


Elon Musk.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby deltbucs » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:38 am

Buc2 wrote:
RedLeader wrote:Who the **** is this guy.


Elon Musk.

HA!

On a serious note, I'm curious how much it costs to run those test that he wants the results for.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:01 am

deltbucs wrote:HA!

On a serious note, I'm curious how much it costs to run those test that he wants the results for.



Not much if he just wants you to tweet him the numbers.

Ummmm...... 1,026 ppm of TDS, and 17ppb lead, last I checked.
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