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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby beardmcdoug » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:15 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:05 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby beardmcdoug » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:25 pm

just let evolution do its thing...
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Zarniwoop » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:33 pm

I think we should nudge Darwinian evolution along every so often
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:01 am

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:05 am

I bet Amazon just LOVES seeing these mayors and city councils beg.

50,000 jobs? probably need to slide that decimal point to the left one time.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby beardmcdoug » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:07 am

Mountaineer Buc wrote:I bet Amazon just LOVES seeing these mayors and city councils beg.

50,000 jobs? probably need to slide that decimal point to the left one time.


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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Zarniwoop » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:09 am

+1 to MB and BMD's sentiment

I pray that Austin or Dallas aren't selected
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:18 am

Indeed. I know the small town of Chula Vista here in San Diego put together quite the pitch and presentation in hopes of getting considered.



Did no city in Florida bid?
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:21 am

****, Amazon's world headquarters is in Seattle and only employs 25,000 people. 50,000 my ass.

Amazon pulled this stunt in West Virginia about 10 years ago when they were trying to decide if they were going to put a distribution center in either Huntington or in Ashland, KY. Joe Manchin and the Governor of Kentucky immediately went into a bidding war for the "500 jobs averaging $30,000 a year."

Manchin won the war by permanently exempting Amazon from Corporate income and property taxes. What did WV get? 12 employees averaging $10 an hour.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:47 pm

Median age of country’s population‬
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‪Japan 47.3‬
‪Germany 47.1‬
‪Canada 42.2‬
‪France 41.4‬
‪UK 40.5‬
‪Russia 39.6‬
‪US 38.1‬
‪China 37.4‬
‪Brazil 32‬
‪S Korea 30.9‬
‪India 28.3‬
‪Mexico 27.9‬
‪S Africa 27.1‬
‪ ‬
‪[World 37‬]


Hmmm. It's almost like Japan and Germany lost a generation or two somewhere... ;)



Although, I am impressed by China, considering they cap their births..
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby PrimeMinister » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:52 pm

Zarniwoop wrote:+1 to MB and BMD's sentiment

I pray that Austin or Dallas aren't selected


Atlanta makes the most sense. Dallas 2nd. I hope they go to Atlanta.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Betsy » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:02 pm

RedLeader wrote:Indeed. I know the small town of Chula Vista here in San Diego put together quite the pitch and presentation in hopes of getting considered.



Did no city in Florida bid?


Miami.... Oops! Sorry, you're right, that's northern Cuba.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Crocaneers » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:27 am

RedLeader wrote:For the Millennials on the board...




Best Big Cities to Begin Your Career
November 6th, 2017
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Houston is fantastic, as long as you know where to live. I've worked around the city for 10+ years. Still live in Florida, so I have best of both worlds.

Highly recommended. Don't forget it's the 4th largest city
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Zarniwoop » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:07 pm

Yep, I like Houston. But it definitely has its no-go zones....lol
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:41 pm

Tide Pod Shot
made with vodka, Bailey's, and blue curacao

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Super K » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:42 pm

Hahahaha, that shots pretty funny...
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:03 pm

Why are people eating Tide pods?



Because they're so tasty!
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby EastBayBucsFan » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:36 pm

AUSTIN, Texas — A student at a middle school in Texas paid a stripper to visit campus on Thursday, school administrators confirmed to the American-Statesman.

According to the paper, the woman went to the provided address around 11:30 a.m. on Thursday. When she arrived and discovered it was Grisham Middle School, she called the front office and explained what happened.

According to Jenny LaCoste-Caputo, a spokeswoman for Round Rock Independent School District, the woman did not enter the school.

The student used his cell phone to call the stripper and paid for the services using his parent’s credit card, according to CBS Austin.

School officials said the student is facing “disciplinary action.”

In an email sent to parents and obtained by the American-Statesman, Principal Paige Hadziselimovic explained what happened on Thursday:

“Our staff handled the situation with the utmost decorum and professionalism. While regrettable, the incident had no negative impact on any students, other than the student who is responsible.”



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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:57 pm

Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:24 pm

Rocker wrote:Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:34 pm

Buc2 wrote:
Rocker wrote:Wifey likes to play Rock Band on the weekends. Recently figured out how to stream our gameplay. We had seven people watching our dumbasses earlier (not anything to write home about, but still).

She was super stoked.

#marriageisawesome

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This is how doing porn videos start.


Nobody wants to see that.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Buc2 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:56 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby PrimeMinister » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:06 pm

Rocker wrote:
Buc2 wrote:tsk
This is how doing porn videos start.


Nobody wants to see that.


There is a market for everything.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Super K » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:43 pm

PrimeMinister wrote:
Rocker wrote:
Nobody wants to see that.


There is a market for everything.


Ha!
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Rocker » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:37 pm

Hey, if the thought of seeing my pasty white ass pumping away for all I'm worth gives you a thrill, I'd be happy to set up a GoFundMe.

Full disclosure: I'm short, skinny, and not attractive. And I'd blur out the good bits of my wife.
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:48 pm

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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby RedLeader » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:10 pm

Ashley looks like she might need a follow...
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby PrimeMinister » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:10 pm

That’s so wrong but I lmao
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Re: Absolute randomness thread

Postby Kress » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:00 pm

Wow. One of those times that you're ashamed that you laughed.
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