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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:09 pm

Selmon Rules wrote:
NYBF wrote:South Florida state senators acknowledge extramarital affair

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florid ... story.html

What's the problem?? We always complain that out elected representatives can never seem to work with members of the opposite party.... Just sayin


The fact that it was a bipartisan affair made me laugh more than the affair itself.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:28 pm

NYBF wrote:
Selmon Rules wrote:What's the problem?? We always complain that out elected representatives can never seem to work with members of the opposite party.... Just sayin


The fact that it was a bipartisan affair made me laugh more than the affair itself.

Same here. That was gold.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:49 am

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/regi ... -taco-bell

SPRING HILL, Fla. — A Tampa man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon for DUI after he reportedly mistook a bank drive-thru for Taco Bell.

According to the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, the manager of Bank of America on Mariner Boulevard called to report an impaired driver after he found an unconscious man behind the wheel of a blue sedan in the bank's drive-thru lane.

The manager told deputies that after beating on the car window for "some time," he was able to wake up the driver.

Upon waking up, the driver asked the bank manager for a burrito before driving away after being informed he was not at Taco Bell.

When deputies arrived they found the blue sedan in the parking lot. The driver, Douglas Francisco, 28, was still in the driver's seat with the car running. The manager of the bank confirmed that Francisco was the same driver who he had called about.

According to the arrest report, Francisco made several unusual statements. Deputies also noted that he had delayed reactions to their questions as well as slowed movements consistent with someone under the influence of prescription narcotics.

After Francisco failed a series of field sobriety exercises, he was placed under arrest. The arrest report states that he had Oxycodone and Xanax on him, both of which he was prescribed.

He was transported to the Hernando County Jail on a $1,000 bond.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Super K » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:48 am

So, Floridians...what's up with this "14 foot Love Missle" some guy has planted in his yard down there?...

Heard about it on the radio on my drive in today...
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:50 am

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:46 am

Unless the person filming is a friend of the guy on the bike, they're crazy for picking him up and following after the guy.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:04 pm

Why do you say that? It looked like an entirely stable situation to me.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Eastwood » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:48 pm

Another punk thinking he can bully people on his little motorcycle. Hilarious.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:19 pm

Florida Man Gives Police “Exonerating” Dash Cam Video Following Traffic Incident, Accidentally Includes Video of Him Robbing Beauty Store https://t.co/MPx2P4HBmm https://t.co/1epjY7vF4E
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Zarniwoop » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:31 pm

It’s so refreshing seeing parents involve their kids in their activities

http://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-a ... hoous/news
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby The Outsider » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:32 am

Zarniwoop wrote:It’s so refreshing seeing parents involve their kids in their activities

http://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-a ... hoous/news



What. The. ****.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Wed May 16, 2018 8:46 pm

Vape pen explosion pierces Florida man's cranium killing him - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44149281
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc You » Thu May 17, 2018 10:24 am

NYBF wrote:Vape pen explosion pierces Florida man's cranium killing him - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44149281

RIP Outsider
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby The Outsider » Fri May 18, 2018 7:28 pm

I'm still here!
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Fri May 18, 2018 7:36 pm

RIP Mountaineer, in that case.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Super K » Fri May 18, 2018 8:46 pm

Buc You wrote:
NYBF wrote:Vape pen explosion pierces Florida man's cranium killing him - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44149281

RIP Outsider



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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Sat May 19, 2018 7:28 am

NYBF wrote:RIP Mountaineer, in that case.

My pen hadn't come in the mail yet!
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:47 am

Apparently, just another day at the office for these Florida toll booth employees.
They couldn't be bothered to render aid.

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:16 am

Just based on that video, I don't know how much of a rush I'd be in to run toward them. He ****ing flew into that barrier. Who knows what his motivation was. My first thought - he's trying to kill people and who knows what's loaded in that car. I'd probably run from the booth.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:57 am

NYBF wrote:Just based on that video, I don't know how much of a rush I'd be in to run toward them. He ****ing flew into that barrier. Who knows what his motivation was. My first thought - he's trying to kill people and who knows what's loaded in that car. I'd probably run from the booth.

They could have at least checked on the guy that flew out of the car and landed in the lane next to the booth near the bottom left of the frame.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:07 pm

Oh **** I didn't even notice that... yeah, you're probably right about him.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby PrimeMinister » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:04 pm

Buc2 wrote:
NYBF wrote:Just based on that video, I don't know how much of a rush I'd be in to run toward them. He ****ing flew into that barrier. Who knows what his motivation was. My first thought - he's trying to kill people and who knows what's loaded in that car. I'd probably run from the booth.

They could have at least checked on the guy that flew out of the car and landed in the lane next to the booth near the bottom left of the frame.


This. They were like “Yeah **** that guy”.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby The Outsider » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:05 pm

Crazy part, apparently the guy survived.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby DreadNaught » Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:14 pm

The Outsider wrote:Crazy part, apparently the guy survived.


Lucky motherfucker..
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:33 pm

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An attempted bank robbery was foiled in Florida late last week thanks to the would-be robber’s unseasonable dress.

Police say a man wearing a long flannel shirt and ski mask tried to enter a Mercantil Bank off University Drive in Parkland.

However when he approached the doors, he found them locked and was unable to gain entry, the Miami Herald reported.

Investigators said they believe the attempted robbery was thwarted by extra vigilant bank employees.

"If you see someone on a balmy summer day trying to enter a bank in flannel and wearing a ski mask, you should call 9-1-1 from a safe distance," said FBI Special Agent Michael Leverock told reporters.

The man was arrested Saturday.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:04 pm

Our Alert team assisted the Sanford Police Department on Sunday, tracking down two suspects who crashed a stolen car, bailed out and ran. A herd of cattle provided law enforcement a big assist, repeatedly following and helping corral one who strayed on to their turf!

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:22 pm

Buc2 wrote:Our Alert team assisted the Sanford Police Department on Sunday, tracking down two suspects who crashed a stolen car, bailed out and ran. A herd of cattle provided law enforcement a big assist, repeatedly following and helping corral one who strayed on to their turf!





:lol:

I was soooooooooo rooting for that one cow. He got right up on the guy, but then bailed. Oh well. Better stampeding next time.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:26 am

I didn't know until this morning that there is a website devoted to Florida Man.

https://floridaman.com/
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby IronDog » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:29 am

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:59 am

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