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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Wenchy » Wed May 13, 2015 9:17 am

deltbucs wrote:Police said Gaylord was extremely intoxicated


Ya think?
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Wed May 13, 2015 9:24 am

Sorry, delt. Looks like you've been duped.

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Thu May 21, 2015 8:53 am

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Published: May 18, 2015 | Updated: May 18, 2015 at 11:57 AM
A Sarasota man picked a bad time to take a Saturday morning nap.

That’s because he fell asleep on a couch during a burglary attempt, according to Sarasota police.

Police, responding to a burglary call in the 3400 bock of Tallywood Lane around 8 a.m., say the victim told officers she found Timothy Bontrager, 29, sleeping on her living room couch an hour earlier.

The victim told police that Bontrager apologized when she approached him, then left the house.

Bontrager entered through an unlocked sliding glass door in the back of the house, the victim told police, and she noticed he had left with her wallet, driver’s license, credit cards and personal checks.

Officers found Bontrager walking southbound on Beneva Road, and was later identified by the victim, police say.

Bontrager was transported to the Sarasota County Jail.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:28 am

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A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.


Euthanized? It should have been deputized.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:48 am

Buc2 wrote:
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A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.


Euthanized? It should have been deputized.


That gator took McGruff's catch phrase literally.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Crocaneers » Tue Dec 08, 2015 1:45 pm

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:32 pm

A naked man accused of driving 110 mph across Alligator Alley with three female passengers was arrested Saturday afternoon on a DUI charge, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.

Around 3 p.m., authorities began receiving calls of a Cadillac driving recklessly, on and off the road, near the middle of Alligator Alley, according to an arrest report. About 10 minutes later, an FHP trooper spotted the car as it traveled west toward the Naples area.

The trooper estimated the vehicle's speed at 110 mph. His radar said the Cadillac was driving 109 mph, reports said.

The trooper stopped the car. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver's seat and the front passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to step out of the car.

When Dejesus opened the door, the trooper saw he was naked, reports said.

Dejesus smelled of alcohol, slurred his speech and had bloodshot eyes, reports said. When he stepped out of the vehicle to put his pants on, he stumbled and nearly fell. Inside the car the trooper found several empty or nearly empty beer bottles and a nearly empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey.

Dejesus, of Lehigh Acres, declined to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested. In addition to the DUI charge, he is also facing a misdemeanor charge of driving without a license.


Well, of course he lives in Lehigh. That's where Terry lives.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc You » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:16 pm

Buc2 wrote:Euthanized? It should have been deputized.

Governments hate competition.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Jessie's Girl » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:16 pm

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:01 pm

Police: Florida Woman Attacks Farting Husband
It's a case of law and odor.

Marriage isn't always a gas.

A 55-year-old woman in Port St. Lucie, Florida, was arrested earlier this month for domestic battery after allegedly attacking her husband for farting in bed, according to WPTV.com.

The flatulence flap occurred around 3:20 a.m. on Dec. 11 at the home of Dawn Meikle, according to police records.

Meikle's husband told police that she started elbowing him when he passed gas.

“Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out of their bed,” according to an affidavit obtained by TCPalm.com.

The husband waited a few moments to clear the air (so to speak) before getting back in bed again.

After another butt trumpet, the man said his wife started elbowing and kicking him again, according to the website.

After a scuffle, Dawn Meikle told police she ran to the bathroom to call 911. She discharged a canister of pepper spray in the bedroom, according to the Miami Herald.

Meikle was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and taken to the St. Lucie County jail, according to CBS12.com.

She was later released.

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Corsair » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:59 am

Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy's drive-thru window
http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm- ... oplay=true

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

The alligator was later released in a nearby canal.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:24 am

Corsair wrote:Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy's drive-thru window
http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm- ... oplay=true

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

The alligator was later released in a nearby canal.


And I thought when I saw Bacongator on the menu it was a typo.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Wenchy » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:35 am

Corsair wrote:Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy's drive-thru window

Of course he did.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:48 am

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:15 am

For ****'s sake.


GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting his farts in an effort to amuse his wife.

The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as ****,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.


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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:48 pm

****. Has anyone heard from Wooden Indian?
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:00 pm

That has to be fake. Right?





Right?
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Noles1724 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:34 pm

IchabodCrane84 wrote:That has to be fake. Right?





Right?


GAINESVILLE, FL - gives it validation
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Crocaneers » Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:20 pm

First ... the Valley Report. . Seriously?

Second ...Some of these stories my be exaggerated, embellished or an outright work of fiction. Use proper judgment when reading anything on the internet.

Third. . Readily admit Alachua country has its share of idiots, but let's make sure they are true
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:13 am

Snopes says it's false. Oh well. At least they picked Florida, Man.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby NYBF » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:29 pm

A high-profile pro-gun activist was rushed to hospital after she was shot in the back by her four-year-old son after he found her pistol lying on the back seat of her truck.


Click for the rest of the story and great posts of hers about her and her guns.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... truck.html
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:48 pm

NYBF wrote:A high-profile pro-gun activist was rushed to hospital after she was shot in the back by her four-year-old son after he found her pistol lying on the back seat of her truck.


Click for the rest of the story and great posts of hers about her and her guns.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... truck.html


Gilt may face criminal charges if the State Attorney's Office determine there was negligence on how the child obtained the firearm.


Good. What a dumbass. The kid could have just as easily shot himself.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:29 pm

In my hometown too....
A Florida couple was arrested Tuesday after an argument led a woman to strike her husband in the back of the head with a burrito, police said.

The man, 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith, retaliated against 51-year-old Suzanne Hurlvert, by stabbing her hand with a fork, the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a statement posted to Facebook.

Hurlvert told responding officers that the couple was fighting over Smith’s desire to go the bar to drink every night.

“During the argument, [Hurlvert] hit him in the back of the head with her half-eaten Taco Bell Burrito Supreme,” police said. “She said Smith then stabbed her hand with a fork he was using to eat a Taco Bell pizza and left their home.”

Police added that Hulvert was “relatively calm and in good spirits but had a fork protruding from her right hand.” The fork fragments were removed by staff at North Okaloosa Medical Center.

Responding officers also noted that bits of burrito were scattered on the floor, sofa, and a lamp shade.

Smith was not at the Crestview residence when police arrived. Authorities said they found him at a local bar.

Smith is charged with aggravated battery. Hulvert is charged with domestic violence related battery.


Oh, Crestview....what happened to you?

Other headline in the local paper....
Hot Head Burritos open for business in Crestview


talk about shitty timing.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:00 pm

Taco Bell..... shitty..... I see what you did there.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby acmillis » Wed May 18, 2016 3:35 pm

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Buc2 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:51 pm

Man released after road rage death killed by motorist
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS | August 11, 2016 @ 3:53 am

PLANT CITY, Fla. (AP) — A man who had recently been released from prison after serving time for a road rage killing has been shot and killed during another road rage encounter in Florida.

Col. Donna Luscynski of the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office tells local media the incident occurred Wednesday morning in Plant City. She says 40-year-old Gary Lynn Durham stopped his pickup truck, got out and approached the motorist behind him. An argument escalated between the two.

Investigators say the car’s driver, 42-year-old Robert Padgett, warned Durham before he pulled out a gun and shot him.

Paramedics arrived to find Padgett giving CPR to Durham, but Durham later died.

Durham had recently been released from prison for the 2001 killing of 48-year-old Timothy Gibbs in another road rage incident.

Luscynski says Padgett is cooperating with law enforcement and will not be arrested.
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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Betsy » Thu Aug 25, 2016 1:49 pm

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:30 pm

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Re: Florida, Man

Postby EastBayBucsFan » Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:34 am

Not just in Florida

Mother, Patricia Spann, And Daughter Arrested On Incest Charges

Mother, Patricia Spann, and her daughter were arrested on incest charges in Oklahoma. They were arrested after local police discovered that the two had actually gotten married, and it was discovered when the two filed for a marriage license in March.

Patricia Spann, 41, and Misty Spann, 25, became involved in a romantic relationship with one another after rediscovering each other. Misty was raised by her grandparents due to Patricia losing custody of her at a young age. Even more disturbing, Patrica had previously married her son in 2008. However, that marriage didn’t last and ended in an annulment in 2010.

The Department of Human Services (DHS) began investigating their relationship in August. Patricia Spann told DHS investigators that she reunited with Misty two years ago. She stated that she and her daughter Misty “hit it off.” Patricia advised the investigators that she didn’t believe that she was breaking any laws because her name was no longer listed on her daughter’s birth certificate, which in her mind, meant she was no longer Misty’s mother. That’s right, Patricia Spann thought that her name not being on a piece of paper made it so that she was no longer the mother of her daughter.

Patricia and Misty were arrested September 7th on charges of incest. Only mental illness, drugs, or a combination of the two could explain this bizarre and vile behavior.


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Re: Florida, Man

Postby Kress » Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:56 pm

Betsy wrote:Who's from St Pete

I don't like where this conversation is going.
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