Last one Wins ... .Part 2

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Kress » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:50 am

Now you're second.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:14 am

Third.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Crocaneers » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:20 am

Kress wrote:Now you're second.



Ummm ... I have a sig ... so ................
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Kress » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:26 am

:monkeypiss:

I monkey piss you.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:13 am

Kevin Pollack doing his very good Christopher Walken Impression.



Start at 2:56
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Zarniwoop » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:32 am

If it’s the thought that counts...

I should probably be in jail
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:16 am

Lusting after that beanpole (read: Keira Knightley) should be enough to land you in jail.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Rocker » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:17 am

If your girl doesn't like Star Wars puns; you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Rocker » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:17 am

Buc2 wrote:Lusting after that beanpole (read: Keira Knightley) should be enough to land you in jail.



?? She's gorgeous.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:18 am

Rocker wrote:If your girl doesn't like Star Wars puns; you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:19 am

Rocker wrote:
Buc2 wrote:Lusting after that beanpole (read: Keira Knightley) should be enough to land you in jail.



?? She's gorgeous.

Sure. If you like stick figures.

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Heidguy » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:48 pm

God I wish I could do a Christopher Walken impression, he's the best. Always thought it was fascinating that he's from new York but has a accent you've never heard anywhere else on the planet! Lol
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Phantom Phenom » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:06 pm

Buc2 wrote:
Rocker wrote:

?? She's gorgeous.

Sure. If you like stick figures.

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:16 pm

It's enough to make my eyes hurt.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Phantom Phenom » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:16 pm

Buc2 wrote:It's enough to make my eyes hurt.


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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:19 pm

She could be featured on one of those starving kids docu-commercials.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Heidguy » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:08 pm

Buc2 wrote:She could be featured on one of those starving kids docu-commercials.


This!! She looks malnourished.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Jessie's Girl » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:38 pm

Heidguy wrote:God I wish I could do a Christopher Walken impression, he's the best. Always thought it was fascinating that he's from new York but has a accent you've never heard anywhere else on the planet! Lol



He is a bad-ass!!

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Sammich » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:50 pm

Rocker wrote:
Buc2 wrote:Lusting after that beanpole (read: Keira Knightley) should be enough to land you in jail.



?? She's gorgeous.


She would make a beautiful head, if one were so inclined to collect them.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:38 pm

Had a setback at work today.

When I got hired nine months ago, the goal was for me to take over for and become the CFO of the company.

The outgoing CFO has been awesome and really supportive over the last nine months, but she can't nursemaid me anymore. Shes out at the end of the month.

Now I have been running the day to day for the last 6 months, with her catching whatever little screwups I have here and there, but the owner has put me in a position now of being the controller without being the CFO. No promotion for MB because MB hasn't yet proven that he's the man with this company because his predecessor is the most talented accountant ive had the pleasure of working with and set the bar pretty ****ing high.

Resolved. I'm gonna show the owner I got this **** and will start working towards my CPA license this year.

Going to make it impossible for him to deny I'm worth the extra money I want. He can afford it in spades so its all on me.

#longcon
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Zarniwoop » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:20 pm

Sorry to hear it didn’t go as quick as you hoped. Your attitude seems like it’s a good one and won’t take you long. Good luck!!!


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Plus you get a bit of a reprieve before you have to start the self flaggelation with the cat o’nine tails for being an awful C-Suite 1%’er

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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:28 am

Or just start blowing him.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:31 am

Kress wrote:Or just start blowing him.

Are you speaking from experience?
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Heidguy » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:45 am

Mountaineer Buc wrote:Had a setback at work today.

When I got hired nine months ago, the goal was for me to take over for and become the CFO of the company.

The outgoing CFO has been awesome and really supportive over the last nine months, but she can't nursemaid me anymore. Shes out at the end of the month.

Now I have been running the day to day for the last 6 months, with her catching whatever little screwups I have here and there, but the owner has put me in a position now of being the controller without being the CFO. No promotion for MB because MB hasn't yet proven that he's the man with this company because his predecessor is the most talented accountant ive had the pleasure of working with and set the bar pretty ****ing high.

Resolved. I'm gonna show the owner I got this **** and will start working towards my CPA license this year.

Going to make it impossible for him to deny I'm worth the extra money I want. He can afford it in spades so its all on me.

#longcon


Sweet! So when do I apply? I know you'll hook me up with a sweet gig, good pay maybe even a company car!
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:49 am

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Kress wrote:Or just start blowing him.

Are you speaking from experience?



Yes.

Everyone who blows me gets a promotion.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:18 am

Kress wrote:
Mountaineer Buc wrote:Are you speaking from experience?



Yes.

Everyone who blows me gets a promotion.

lol. well played.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Kress » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:33 am

One time I'm leaving the office, and my secretary says she's going, too. We start to walk out together, and I decide I need to go pee. So I tell her I'm going to stop by the bathroom to pee. She says: Do you want me to hold it for you? I look at her sideways, and she says: The elevator! Hold the elevator!
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:50 am

I laughed. :D
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby Rocker » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:02 am

Finally broke the wife down after years of trying. New Years, 2020; I get a savannah cat.
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Re: Last one Wins ... .Part 2

Postby NYBF » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:51 am

Rocker wrote:Finally broke the wife down after years of trying. New Years, 2020; I get a savannah cat.


Is that like a rattlesnake wiggle or alligator fuckhouse?
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