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Roast em'

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:33 pm

A little something to pass the time between lousy Bucs football and the bowl games.



Simple rules. Pic gets posted, roast the subject without pity, remorse, or fear. Hilarity ensues.



Our first roastee shall be the following...woman...I think.




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tl;dr Insult the person in the photo for laughs.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Rocker » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:17 pm

The long dreamt of Klingon-Vulcan hookup. Results... disappointing.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby PrimeMinister » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:29 pm

MB, your standards for “woman” are disappointing.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Kress » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:54 pm

I was wondering who stole my Sharpie. And why does she have more forehead than me? I'm 43 and balding. Good Lord.

The finger tattoos are a plus, though. It lets you know that she's reckless. Stupid, obviously, but reckless.

Also: Those aren't her boobs. That's stuffing.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby NYBF » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:00 pm

PrimeMinister wrote:MB, your standards for “woman” are disappointing.


He's from West Virginia. He should get bonus points because she's (probably) not related.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Buc2 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:55 am

Federation Dossier on Thoh'as Warr, Klingon Intelligence Agent

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Surgery to remove her Klingon brow ridges was successful. Doctors have planned additional surgeries
to remove the rest of her Klingon features in the hopes that she will be able to successfully infiltrate
the Federation as part of the Klingon Intelligence "Super Spy" program. In the meantime, Thoh'as Warr
continues to work on her conversational English which has proven difficult for her thus far.

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Re: Roast em'

Postby NYBF » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:26 am

Is her pinky a nub?
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Wharf Rat » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:09 am

NYBF wrote:
PrimeMinister wrote:MB, your standards for “woman” are disappointing.


He's from West Virginia. He should get bonus points because she's (probably) not related.


I laughed out loud and about choked on my coffee.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Swashy » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:12 pm

Someone's hair took "fall back" a little too seriously

But in all seriousness this thing is so ****ing ugly that I'm actually at a loss for words
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:25 pm

Swashy wrote:Someone's hair took "fall back" a little too seriously

But in all seriousness this thing is so ****ing ugly that I'm actually at a loss for words



Well see how you do with your cousin, Dylan.





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Re: Roast em'

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:25 pm

Even the guys in Korn think he looks like ****.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Swashy » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:32 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Swashy wrote:Someone's hair took "fall back" a little too seriously

But in all seriousness this thing is so ****ing ugly that I'm actually at a loss for words



Well see how you do with your cousin, Dylan.





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I'll have you know I am NOT from West Virginia sir!
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Re: Roast em'

Postby beardmcdoug » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:40 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Swashy wrote:Someone's hair took "fall back" a little too seriously

But in all seriousness this thing is so ****ing ugly that I'm actually at a loss for words



Well see how you do with your cousin, Dylan.





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joke's on all of us. this moron is a freaking millionaire
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Rocker » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:41 pm

I’ve never seen someone’s beard go higher than their bangs. That’s impressive; and it distracts from the neck tattoo.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Kress » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:22 pm

The absolutely random braids make it work, though.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Buc You » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:05 pm

Isn't that Post Malone?
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:24 pm

Buc You wrote:Isn't that Post Malone?

told my 14 year old that if she plays post malone again I will drop trow and show her my browneye. That's right sweetie, play that **** again and I will traumatize you for life.

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Re: Roast em'

Postby Buc You » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:45 am

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Buc You wrote:Isn't that Post Malone?

told my 14 year old that if she plays post malone again I will drop trow and show her my browneye. That's right sweetie, play that **** again and I will traumatize you for life.

:buttmoon:

She has the internet, she's seen worse.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby beardmcdoug » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:12 am

nothing's worse than your own dad's butthole
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Buc You » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:19 am

beardmcdoug wrote:nothing's worse than your own dad's butthole

Your dad's pink sock is probably worse.
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Re: Roast em'

Postby Deja Entendu » Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:00 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Swashy wrote:
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Voted most likely to rape a bag of Doritos.
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