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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:36 am

Moozician wrote:Nahh... I'm no LEGEND here; ain't been around long enough, and don't post enough quality stuff to even be considered.


Not too late to correct that sir. Two every month will have that sword touch them on the right, then the left shoulder and forever be remembered in everlasting GLORY.

As Aunt Matilda used to say - stars come and go, LEGENDS are forever.


Moozician wrote:The only reason I was a LEGEND on the old board was from exposing Loser Buc.


Yet you made me do it here?


Moozician wrote: Looking at Kress' list.....


Um, the topic is LEGENDS, not penis enlargers.

Not sayin', just sayin'.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:46 am

On to football.......

I'm done. I'm finished. Brady is probably the best ever. He's the only guy I know down 25 points late in the SB and you know the game isn't over yet.

Going to include BeliCheat as well, no probably to it, he is the best ever. I don't think it's close.

I hate the "best ever" stuff but in this era we may never see a team dominate again like these guys have. Not with the cap and other rules aimed at creating/maintaining parity.

And they are doing it with teams that are not even close to being the most talented......

If we had Edelman, Hogan and Amendola catching balls down here the fans would be screaming how can we win with these pukes?

Casuals will never understand just how fine the line is between winning and losing. They focus on players, the games are actually won on draft day and by the coaching staff. The LOS probably 3rd.

Always been that way, always will be. We move on.............
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:58 am

for the third-tier readers, or maybe fourth, because ****, who can keep track at this point....


Translation: "bump."


Translation: Kress is butt-hurt that he was not included in the new "Première Classe" of the BucZone LEGENDS football society. That, after being the longstanding Rector of the old club. He, being Kress, was also upset that he was not remembered, acknowledged, and extensively revered by First Round Inductee PMI for that night in Monaco where he, being PMI, awkwardly asked the, in his own words, "Kress Love G-Money Sauce Explosion," if he could blow on Kress G-Money Sauce Explosion's dice. That extended blowing was to great avail, I might add, but any and all details about that "profit"will not be shared here because what happens in Vegas.... err.... Monaco... stays in Monaco.

But carry on with your LEGENDS voting. I don't care. Not butt-hurt at all. Seriously, my butt is fine. Feel free to check. I mean it. Have a look at my butt. Perfectly fine and tight. Some might even add extra vowels and pronounce it as being both fiiiiiiiiiiine, and tiiiiieeeeeight! I would elaborate, but Monaco Rules are still in play, so nevermind. Nothing to see here. Go back to what you were doing.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:59 am

Moozician wrote:Yeah.... Bootz.

For whatever my opinion is worth, I LIKE Bootz. There isn't a topic that he's afraid to take on. Even if you consider him wrong, he'll offer up a reason for his thinking, convoluted, or not. And I think he's a great "x's and o's" guy. PMI may be a better personnel evaluator, but Bootz reigns king as far as gameplay goes. So, my votes (if they count):

For Football stuff:
Cheb
Bootz
RBF



:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


I'm going to assume you're kidding. Those 3 combined probably know less about football than a 3rd string cheerleader from the CFL.

This does however demonstrate both the best and worst of Mooz.....

The worst? Well that's obvious, I just mentioned it.

The best? What makes Mooz one in a million, he will go against the grain with the best of them (sit down PMI).

He just does not give a **** who agrees or disagrees. You see so many of these perma-asskissers around (sit down Kress) and it's refreshing to see a man not afraid to go it alone.

Props.

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I'm not about politics, I don't even vote, but the funny thing about the election?

The libs I knew were saying - Haha, thank you Pubs for handing Hillary the election, giving it to Trump just locked it up for us!!

The reality of course was ABH, anyone but Hillary and they can't lose. The Pubs didn't blow it, you idiots did.

If you're going to rig something I'd recommend not throwing it to someone with the resume of Killary. Just saying.

Like the board when they speak football, they get it ass backwards more often than not.

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Voting is over for the top 5. With the 2 new nominees the universal LEGENDS password to the email has been forwarded, they need to verify the votes.....

They can count these out at the top secret BucZoneIamLEGEND email account each inductee gets the password to.

Good luck men.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:01 pm

Kress wrote:Translation: "bump."




Yes, we understand, no need for a further description. Not your fault though.

Hey even one of the exes liked to say, 3 1/2 inches is plenty for her........

VISA OR MASTERCARD. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Couple more inches and you're there scrub boy.

Ouch, that had to sting.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:03 pm

But, but, you said that you preferred it standing up? "Feels more spontaneous," you said. "Almost like I have not kidnapped you and am paying you hush money just to be here," you said. It made me feel special at the time, but ****, dude. That hurts.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:05 pm

For what it's worth, I knew that you'd chicken out. I've known that since Monaco.....
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:33 pm

Please tell me that isn't your best material.

Looks like I got a new pal, LOL. Nothing stings like the truth.

I don't want you to feel bad, I won't mention it again....

I'm busy, I don't have time to dic around.. err.... I mean mess around with you.

LOL!

Maybe a few pals can show up and make it a little more interesting.


PS - I INVENTED the invisible ink thing a couple weeks after Al and Tipper started this thing....

Step it up Junior.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby NYBF » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:42 pm

Can't let the one man ookie cookie game fall too far off the front page.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Patrick McIrish » Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:15 pm

NYBF wrote:Can't let the one man ookie cookie game fall too far off the front page.


I agree, thank you.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby VauntedTampa2 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:32 pm

Douche alert!!!
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:41 pm

NYBF wrote:Can't let the one man ookie cookie game fall too far off the front page.




There's a reason why piñatas are fun.

Take an animal that looks normal, but is really nothing more than a colorful and abnormally flamboyant-looking bauble made of papier-mâché, fill it with candy, beat the ever living **** out of it with a stick, and enjoy what comes spilling out. Good times for all!
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:09 pm

This thread reminds me of a poster who called himself BucsNBiceps.

Meathead would call guys out and tell them they just got curled.

Pat is a little more nuanced. Like Dom Mazzetti.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Swashy » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:22 pm

I propose this thread be renamed "Memoirs of a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus"


edit: I can't spell today
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Swashy » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:33 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:This thread reminds me of a poster who called himself BucsNBiceps.

Meathead would call guys out and tell them they just got curled.

Pat is a little more nuanced. Like Dom Mazzetti.


I actually liked his threads because the **** he would say would have me on the floor sometimes.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:02 pm

Swashy wrote:
I actually liked his threads because the **** he would say would have me on the floor sometimes.



This is why everyone loves him. Well, everyone who gets him, that is.

It is the same reason why all of the others hate him. Those of them that don't get him.

But we can all stand united in the fact that we can't quit him.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:05 pm

Or her. For ****ing Christsakes, it might be a her, people!

























(Just kidding, we know who he is. We know where he lives, what he drives, when his driver's license will expire, the names, addresses, and phone numbers of his closest relatives (paging dawgland's mom?), and such nonsense. But whatevs.)
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Pewterslimsme » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:48 pm

Speaking of that Kress, did you see the yearbook picture that was posted the other day? Hilarious.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Swashy » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:03 pm

Wait for it..........















wait for it...............
















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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:44 am

So 37 anchovy pizzas it is. Plus a 2-liter of Mr. Pibb. Thanks for the prompt response.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Corsair » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:39 pm

Bad form IMO actually creating a forum "Legends Lounge".
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Kress » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:26 am

You want in?
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby Moozician » Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:40 pm

Lounge for old LEGENDS or new?
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby McFan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:36 pm

Patrick McIrish wrote:
mightyleemoon wrote:Is this where we post hot chicks? Or is this where we vote?



Actually the voting has already started for the first class of LEGENDS, didn't everyone get the memo?

In case you didn't, five of us were the most nominated, we'll be voted on first.

Many people have voted but still time, send it in PM or my email addy.

Only 3 of these will be in. I will probably use one of the other LEGENDS voted in as an overseer in the program, (please don't be Bootz).

If I'm not voted in I will still run the program this offseason.....

One vote per member.

PMI
Delt
PewterSlime
Bootz
Kenda

Err. but yes, pics of hot chicks always welcome.


Patrick, my man! How you been? Btw: you're all legends in my book.
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby McFan » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:48 am

Brazen331 wrote:What sort of criteria is supposed to be used for this legends vote? Are we supposed to be like 'well I guess PMI makes more entertaining posts than Kenda but Kenda certainly seems to know more about football than PMI does, so I choose...' what is the breakdown here?


You don't get a vote unless another legend has heard of you...

Sorry Patrick, can't help myself, even all these years later...
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby McFan » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:50 am

Moozician wrote:Lounge for old LEGENDS or new?


No such thing as a New Legend. Only old ones like us Mooze...
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Re: The PMI 2017 off season rant thread......

Postby McFan » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:56 am

McFan wrote:
Brazen331 wrote:What sort of criteria is supposed to be used for this legends vote? Are we supposed to be like 'well I guess PMI makes more entertaining posts than Kenda but Kenda certainly seems to know more about football than PMI does, so I choose...' what is the breakdown here?


You don't get a vote unless another legend has heard of you...

VauntedTampa2 wrote:Douche alert!!!


Totally unnecessary. Simply saying "Hello!" would have sufficed to let us know you here.


Sorry Patrick, can't help myself, even all these years later...
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