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Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:41 am
by Kress
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" 

The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
 
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:24 pm
by Buc2
I laughed.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:47 pm
by IchabodCrane84
How do Reavers clean their spears?

Spoiler:
They put them through the wash.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:05 am
by Buc2
IchabodCrane84 wrote:How do Reavers clean their spears?

Spoiler:
They put them through the wash.


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Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:05 am
by PrimeMinister
Buc2 wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:How do Reavers clean their spears?

Spoiler:
They put them through the wash.


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My thoughts exactly

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:31 pm
by IchabodCrane84
PrimeMinister wrote:
Buc2 wrote:
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My thoughts exactly


Apparently, there are no more Firefly fans on this board.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:23 am
by Buc2
IchabodCrane84 wrote:
PrimeMinister wrote:
My thoughts exactly


Apparently, there are no more Firefly fans on this board.

Never seen it.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:55 am
by Teitan
Buc2 wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Apparently, there are no more Firefly fans on this board.

Never seen it.


Me either. There is a weird nerd niche out there for it.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:47 pm
by Caradoc
I saw fireflyedit - Serenity . Looked like the show had a great premise and great actors. I might have caught up on it if it lasted more than one season.

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:19 pm
by Zarniwoop
I thought it was meh. Ok enough to waste time with but nothing great. The Western stuff was far too forced at times

Re: Joke Thread

PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:52 am
by Caradoc
Actually I meant to type Serenity. Never saw the series, just the post-cancellation movie.