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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Ken Carson » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:57 am

You guys don’t seem to understand the concept of ‘would you rather?’ Both things are suppose to suck. And it is supposed to start with ‘would you rather’

I’ll choose oranges.

Would you rather attend Jerry Springer everyday for a year as an audience member or go on once as a guest who is surprised with a horrible secret on air?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Crocaneers » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:58 pm

K ... I was in Fargo for 4 years .. you would be shocked what cold does do you



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Ride a horse naked for a mile

Or

Walk a mile on glass
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:08 pm

Crocaneers wrote:K ... I was in Fargo for 4 years .. you would be shocked what cold does do you


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Ride a horse naked for a mile

Or

Walk a mile on glass


Call me Mr. Chatterly.


Would you rather eat McDonald's for every meal for a month or eat Chipotle every meal for a week?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Buc2 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:11 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Crocaneers wrote:K ... I was in Fargo for 4 years .. you would be shocked what cold does do you


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Ride a horse naked for a mile

Or

Walk a mile on glass


Call me Mr. Chatterly.


Would you rather eat McDonald's for every meal for a month or eat Chipotle every meal for a week?

McDonald's


Would you rather be water boarded or strung out on heroin?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby bahamian:bucfan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:23 pm

Mdb
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Noles1724 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:24 pm

Buc2 wrote:
Mountaineer Buc wrote:
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Call me Mr. Chatterly.


Would you rather eat McDonald's for every meal for a month or eat Chipotle every meal for a week?

McDonald's


Would you rather be water boarded or strung out on heroin?


Herion.. never seen anyone throw away their life to be water board.

Would you rather read everything in mdb style or be blind?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby bahamian:bucfan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:29 pm

Noles1724 wrote:
Buc2 wrote:McDonald's


Would you rather be water boarded or strung out on heroin?


Herion.. never seen anyone throw away their life to be water board.

Would you rather read everything in mdb style or be blind?


mdb style

Would you rather have honey all over you and placed in a fire ant patch for 1 hour or

cross a 15 ft wide crocodile infested river as fast as you could
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Super K » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:56 pm

Some y'all are fucked up...
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:07 am

Super K wrote:Some y'all are fucked up...

Just answer the question, councilor.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Super K » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:49 am

Buc2 wrote:
Super K wrote:Some y'all are fucked up...

Just answer the question, councilor.


Fine, crocodiles!


Burn to death or drown?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:56 am

You know, I've heard many places that drowning is just about the most painful thing you can do. I guess we know this because people have drowned to death and then been revived?

Anyway, burning must supremely suck as well, but then that one has variables. A quick one, or slow roasted?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Given the risk of slow roasting, I'll go with drown. At least it's rather predictable.



Accidentally pee yourself while standing in a room full of co-workers, but have an available exit on the other side of the room.

or

Accidentally poop yourself in the very first minutes of a trans-Atlantic flight full of strangers with no ability to change until you land and can claim your luggage?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby bahamian:bucfan » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:42 am

Kress wrote:You know, I've heard many places that drowning is just about the most painful thing you can do. I guess we know this because people have drowned to death and then been revived?

Anyway, burning must supremely suck as well, but then that one has variables. A quick one, or slow roasted?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Given the risk of slow roasting, I'll go with drown. At least it's rather predictable.



Accidentally pee yourself while standing in a room full of co-workers, but have an available exit on the other side of the room.

or

Accidentally poop yourself in the very first minutes of a trans-Atlantic flight full of strangers with no ability to change until you land and can claim your luggage?



Easy one for me..................Accidentally pee yourself while standing in a room full of co-workers, but have an available exit on the other side of the room.


Have more money than any one has ever had in the world (and every thing that come with it) but not be able to have your own biological children

Or

Be able to have your own biological children and live a modest (at best) life financially
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Betsy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:46 pm

bahamian:bucfan wrote:
Easy one for me..................Accidentally pee yourself while standing in a room full of co-workers, but have an available exit on the other side of the room.


Have more money than any one has ever had in the world (and every thing that come with it) but not be able to have your own biological children

Or

Be able to have your own biological children and live a modest (at best) life financially

Show me the money!

Zip line and get infected with Ecola
or
Zip line and get stuck over a croc pit.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Buc2 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:49 pm

Betsy wrote:
bahamian:bucfan wrote:
Easy one for me..................Accidentally pee yourself while standing in a room full of co-workers, but have an available exit on the other side of the room.


Have more money than any one has ever had in the world (and every thing that come with it) but not be able to have your own biological children

Or

Be able to have your own biological children and live a modest (at best) life financially

Show me the money!

Zip line and get infected with Ecola
or
Zip line and get stuck over a croc pit.

Is that like, virtual soda?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Betsy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:39 pm

Buc2 wrote:
Betsy wrote:Show me the money!

Zip line and get infected with Ecola
or
Zip line and get stuck over a croc pit.

Is that like, virtual soda?


coke or pepsi?
so I can't speel.

you got a probem wit dat?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:59 am

Betsy wrote:coke or pepsi?
so I can't speel.

you got a probem wit dat?



Coke.


Blow out a knee and be on crutches for 6 weeks,

or

Blow out the elbow on your dominant arm and be unable to use it for 6 weeks?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Konatown » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:07 am

Kress wrote:
Betsy wrote:coke or pepsi?
so I can't speel.

you got a probem wit dat?



Coke.


Blow out a knee and be on crutches for 6 weeks,

or

Blow out the elbow on your dominant arm and be unable to use it for 6 weeks?


Hmmm, no fapping for 6 weeks or no walking...gimme them crutches.

Jennifer Anniston or Reese Witherspoon.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby DreadNaught » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:16 am

Kress wrote:
Betsy wrote:coke or pepsi?
so I can't speel.

you got a probem wit dat?



Coke.


Blow out a knee and be on crutches for 6 weeks,

or

Blow out the elbow on your dominant arm and be unable to use it for 6 weeks?


As someone that has had tommy john and ACL surgery I'll take the crutches. Struggling to eat and wipe your ass is worse than being on crutches in my experience.

Would you rather have a partner that has contrasting religious views or contrasting political views?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Buc2 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:26 am

DreadNaught wrote:
Kress wrote:

Coke.


Blow out a knee and be on crutches for 6 weeks,

or

Blow out the elbow on your dominant arm and be unable to use it for 6 weeks?


As someone that has had tommy john and ACL surgery I'll take the crutches. Struggling to eat and wipe your ass is worse than being on crutches in my experience.

Would you rather have a partner that has contrasting religious views or contrasting political views?

Political views (I don't think I would get along well with a religious woman)

Would you rather have your parents move in with you or your in-laws move in with you?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:39 am

Buc2 wrote:Would you rather have your parents move in with you or your in-laws move in with you?




In-laws, easily. You have a built-in escape route ("Your parents, you deal with it.") and it's easier to laugh things off rather than get so invested.



Prison general population for one year, or prison 100% no contact solitary confinement for two months?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby acmillis » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:54 am

Kress wrote:
Buc2 wrote:Would you rather have your parents move in with you or your in-laws move in with you?




In-laws, easily. You have a built-in escape route ("Your parents, you deal with it.") and it's easier to laugh things off rather than get so invested.



Prison general population for one year, or prison 100% no contact solitary confinement for two months?

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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Konatown » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:46 am

Dang, no Anniston or Witherspoon love huh?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:17 am

That's because Anniston takes that one hands down. And also you got leapfrogged.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby acmillis » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:21 am

Kress wrote:That's because Anniston takes that one hands down. And also you got leapfrogged.

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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Deuce » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:28 am

Kress wrote:That's because Aniston takes that one hands down. And also you got leapfrogged.


Jennifer Aniston was my first celebrity crush. Friends started airing when I was 6 and she was still hot in We're the Millers from a few years ago. No celebrity will ever come close to her, imo.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Konatown » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:57 am

Deuce wrote:
Kress wrote:That's because Aniston takes that one hands down. And also you got leapfrogged.


Jennifer Aniston was my first celebrity crush. Friends started airing when I was 6 and she was still hot in We're the Millers from a few years ago. No celebrity will ever come close to her, imo.

Same here. Although seeing Reese in cruel intentions gave me another celebrity crush.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Noles1724 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:02 am

Deuce wrote:
Kress wrote:That's because Aniston takes that one hands down. And also you got leapfrogged.


Jennifer Aniston was my first celebrity crush. Friends started airing when I was 6 and she was still hot in We're the Millers from a few years ago. No celebrity will ever come close to her, imo.


great nipple action.

Edit: Right or Left?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:15 am

Noles1724 wrote:
great nipple action.

Edit: Right or Left?



Is one of them pierced?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Noles1724 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:23 pm

Kress wrote:
Noles1724 wrote:
great nipple action.

Edit: Right or Left?



Is one of them pierced?


No, nipple equality
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kress » Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:22 pm

Noles1724 wrote:
Kress wrote:

Is one of them pierced?


No, nipple equality



Okay then, left. It's geometry. Kind of a mouth versus hand placement if she's lying on her ba.....

Nevermind.

Left.




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Watch a 38 - 36 tee-ball game in which only you know that because only you were keeping score.
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