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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:11 am

Terry on winning the lottery...

ah once again we get a piece of the fantasy . 3 numbers, 10$ well it pays for the next ten days. considering all the people who play , we are lucky winners.


Terry defies the odds.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:42 pm

This one is hot off the presses.

Terry on the health benefits of blueberries....

they say eating blueberries help the mind so it stays in focus.. fresh blueberries are so expensive, I wonder if blueberry pancakes , jelly, or blue berry pie would do the job also. blueberry juice ? a glass of blueberry juice would more than keep the mind working , it in my case keep the poops flowing . lol


No word if Boo Berry cereal is now on the shopping list.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Kress » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:34 am

You gotta flow the poop.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby NYBF » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:20 pm

*bump*
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:34 pm

NYBF wrote:*bump*

I'll see what I can find. Her MO of late is to link to a fake news article and give a one sentence blurb about it.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:42 pm

Terry on her husband tidying up his mancave.

He listens, he cleaned his man cave room before going to work this morning ,what a man!to all you wives and mom's out there,it's a never ending,and you thought it would end at the end ? teenage years,Hubby keeps me in flashbacks sometimes, job well done babe.love ya. what a sexy man I have.!


Messes give Terry flashbacks.....of God knows what.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:44 pm

Terry posts some clickbait entitiled; Surveys say this male body type is most attractive

yeppers! I agree. I have had one for over 45 years.


TIL Terry has had a male body type for 45+ years.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:49 pm

Terry on Wal-mart tires....

FRIDAY night after picking me up at church bingo , back road dave hit a pothole , today he sees a bulge in one of the tires, so today we are just a bit ahead of time by 3 months , getting all 4 new tires. saving once again has been hit. where we bought car , more expensive , so Walmart he is going. 400 plus$ at Walmart , ford over 650$ plus.. Walmart is good for something other than their food. lol!

The Ford is a Focus.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:51 pm

Last one for Today...


Terry on the Cosby mistrial...
amen! this was a witch hunt on a senior big time! it was a he said , she said anyway. after all these years , these women come forth . why? they went into the motel rooms with him! they knew what was going to come down.! $ was what these cases was all about! don't trust the man ? don't walk into the motel room!

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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:46 pm

Terry has had enough summer for one summer...

ITS so hot. another day stuck in the house. come on season, give us a break. if this is another way for me to clean my closets or fridge . FORGET IT! I have my principles! on the news I have heard , some peoples homes are so hot , some cant run their air conditioners , fearing the cost at the end of the month , some are not working at all, the older homes are getting hit hard , no proper insulation within the walls , and ceilings, some seniors are deciding who to pay. ? pay the light bill or pay their meds bills , just letting their fans run. ( a family died in their home because it was like a oven baking in their home). both are getting hit hard , some are risking their health all because of this heat, this heat is also making younger married couples and their families be stressful with each other, not sleeping enough etc.. we who always have left our air on at 79 is having to keep it on 76. and fans running 24 /7. and we have been used to the heat, not this season! darn it! I am ready for the season to end , though I know we have 2 more months. hopely come sept , it starts to cool off , then we just have our annual storms to deal with.

If my thermostat was set to 79, I would be livid.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:47 pm

Terry on the great danger for family life...

The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols are pleasure, comfort and independence, lies in the fact that people close their hearts and become selfish.”


Remember kids, happiness and contentment are selfish and the quickest way way to break up a family.

Edit: I think she's quoting her husband here.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:50 pm

I'm getting caught up.

Terry on living the dream...

yes dave and I are living the goal/ dream we set in motion years ago , we are happy with what we have been blessed with and have. our family of 5 kids and our 12 grandchildren are all healthy, wise, and safe . Some senior folks have more and some senior folks have less, some seniors are happy, some seniors are not. Everybody , before your seniors has a choice to be still valued within themselves in this world. don't abuse the body. mind , the adventures , and the goals before the senior years , that is the key to survival . now if this darn rain and hot weather can go away , our season is just around the corner . I hope? we can get back to fishing , biking , and hubby can play golf up at the 5th wheel. I am tired of doing housework on the weekends..


I haven't seen Terry ride a bike in 12 years.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:52 pm

From last week.

Terry on the White House being a dump...
oh for peeks sake! many of presidents families redo the white house. if the air conditioner was 30 years old , it was costing more $ to run. and it can make people sick from mold, rusting , rats living in walls, roaches, etc.. if the prior presidents knew it was not energy valued , shame on them , for not reporting it anyway and getting it fixed. if they did report it , shame on the departments for ignoring the upgrade. next the media will be complaining about the short bathroom toilets and trump can do his dump in them just fine. they still work. though if the white house has still the short sitting toilets , have you ever sat on a short sitting toilet ? dam awkward sitting and getting up. shame on them , they not water valued. and another waste of taxpayers $. this just says if the senators have been there 30 years , they are costing taxpayers $ also.! So why not replace them. so just maybe the saying if it still works , ? should not apply.? its our country's home, 100% taxpayers own it. , it should not be a slumlord home for living.


Short sitting toilets = Ghetto life.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Zarniwoop » Wed Aug 09, 2017 12:55 pm

more importantly...who is peek?
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:01 pm

Zarniwoop wrote:more importantly...who is peek?

She's "Catholic" and probably didn't want to blaspheme St. Peter....

Or she fat fingered it on her phone and autocorrect put peek instead of Pete.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Buc2 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:38 pm

Is it hotter than any other summer in Florida?
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:38 pm

Buc2 wrote:Is it hotter than any other summer in Florida?

I don't know, this is my first Florida summer in 13 years.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Buc2 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:42 pm

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Buc2 wrote:Is it hotter than any other summer in Florida?

I don't know, this is my first Florida summer in 13 years.

That's a year longer than I've been away. I'm pretty much locked in to staying where I am at this point. I don't see a move to Florida in my future anymore. For about 6 or 7 years, moving back is what I kept saying I wanted to do. Now into year 12, I think I'm good.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby NYBF » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:20 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:I'm getting caught up.

Terry on living the dream...

yes dave and I are living the goal/ dream we set in motion years ago , we are happy with what we have been blessed with and have. our family of 5 kids and our 12 grandchildren are all healthy, wise, and safe . Some senior folks have more and some senior folks have less, some seniors are happy, some seniors are not. Everybody , before your seniors has a choice to be still valued within themselves in this world. don't abuse the body. mind , the adventures , and the goals before the senior years , that is the key to survival . now if this darn rain and hot weather can go away , our season is just around the corner . I hope? we can get back to fishing , biking , and hubby can play golf up at the 5th wheel. I am tired of doing housework on the weekends..


I haven't seen Terry ride a bike in 12 years.


How long since you saw her play Wii?
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:26 pm

NYBF wrote:
Mountaineer Buc wrote:I'm getting caught up.

Terry on living the dream...



I haven't seen Terry ride a bike in 12 years.


How long since you saw her play Wii?

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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Buc You » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:27 pm

Buc2 wrote:Is it hotter than any other summer in Florida?

Nope. Hot as balls as always.
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Buc2 » Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:32 pm

Buc You wrote:
Buc2 wrote:Is it hotter than any other summer in Florida?

Nope. Hot as balls as always.

The way MB's MIL was talking, I thought the apocolypse was upon them. Considering summer is, like, 9 months long down there, you'd think they'd be used to it by now. I lived down there 30 years and rarely, if ever, bitched about the heat. I only bitched when it got below 50. heh
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Re: **** my mother-in-law says

Postby Alpha » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:08 am

NYBF wrote:
How long since you saw her play Wii?



OMFG!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

MB...thanks for interpreting. After all these years, I still don't understand what in the blue **** she's talking about.

BTW...if her old man ever kicks the bucket, PM me her digits. I ain't scared of her scabies...
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