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Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:46 am
by Nano
Hurricane Irma presents the #FloridaStrong Bowl - Featuring the 3-6 Buccaneers and 4-5 Dolphins.

Ryan Fitzpatrick vs Jay Cutler...somebody get these teams a bye week

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:49 am
by Rocker
Maybe they can play RummiCube instead?

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:56 pm
by acmillis
Dolphins literally have the worst offense in the NFL. I'm actually expecting a win in this game for the good guys as long as Fitzpatrick gets sacked 2 times or less, we'll win.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:47 pm
by DreadNaught
The Dolphins offense might be worse than the Jets despite having 'better ingredients'
The Dolphins defense just gave up 548yds (294 rushing) to the Panthers.
They are on a 3 game losing streak, 2 of which have been blowouts.
The Bucs defense has given up atleast 30 points in ALL four road games this season.

This game is similar to last week in that it's two bad teams playing. I'd bet it will be another ugly game where the winner scores 15-20 points. The caveat would be that if by some miracle the Bucs found a way to score some TDs early and get a lead the Dolphins will quit like they did vs the Panthers.

Fins have a solid Dline and a couple very good safeties. But I think Mike Evans and DJax should be able to produce vs their CBs.

I'd love to see the Bucs FINALLY get the run game going. It would be disheartening to have the Dolphins shut down the Bucs running attack after watching Carolina put up 300yds on the ground.

Bucs have been terrible on the road this season. Everygame other than Buffalo has been a blowout. Defense needs to show up!!!

The Dolphins can't run the ball so I'm hoping to see more 3-3-5 defense from Mike Smith and get after Cutler.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:56 pm
by Bootz2004
Ryan Fitzpatrick is still Starting. Much like vs the Jets if we have to count on him we will lose.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:19 pm
by SIBucsFan
Martin and the offensive line have to show up on the ground this week.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:23 pm
by NYBF
Only casuals think the Bucs won last week.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:22 pm
by Jason Bourne
Bootz2004 wrote:Ryan Fitzpatrick is still Starting. Much like vs the Jets if we have to count on him we will lose.


You are stupid

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:25 pm
by Bootz2004
Jason Bourne wrote:
Bootz2004 wrote:Ryan Fitzpatrick is still Starting. Much like vs the Jets if we have to count on him we will lose.


You are stupid


You're obsessed with me. **** off, sweetie

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:26 pm
by Jason Bourne
Sweezy needs to Block Suh , defense needs to show up like last Saturday , Fitz will have a field day and hit a couple bombs .

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:27 pm
by Jason Bourne
Bootz2004 wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
You are stupid


You're obsessed with me. **** off, sweetie


You wish cause you gay , fact is I think you are a joke . Don’t make me destroy you again boy

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:31 pm
by Bootz2004
Jason Bourne wrote:
Bootz2004 wrote:
You're obsessed with me. **** off, sweetie


You wish cause you gay , fact is I think you are a joke . Don’t make me destroy you again boy


Again? You've never gotten close *****. I'm so ahead of you. And you calling me gay yet you're the one on my **** commenting on my ****. Well since you're down there don't forget the balls too, bitchboy

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:34 pm
by Jason Bourne
Bootz2004 wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
You wish cause you gay , fact is I think you are a joke . Don’t make me destroy you again boy


Again? You've never gotten close *****. I'm so ahead of you. And you calling me gay yet you're the one on my **** commenting on my ****. Well since you're down there don't forget the balls too, bitchboy


It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:37 pm
by Cheb
Jason Bourne wrote:
Bootz2004 wrote:
Again? You've never gotten close *****. I'm so ahead of you. And you calling me gay yet you're the one on my **** commenting on my ****. Well since you're down there don't forget the balls too, bitchboy


It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****


At least his punctuation obeys the rules. Good God, man.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:40 pm
by Bootz2004
Jason Bourne wrote:
Bootz2004 wrote:
Again? You've never gotten close *****. I'm so ahead of you. And you calling me gay yet you're the one on my **** commenting on my ****. Well since you're down there don't forget the balls too, bitchboy


It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****


You call it stupid because you're too dumb to understand. Not my fault.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:53 pm
by Jason Bourne
Cheb wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****


At least his punctuation obeys the rules. Good God, man.


Oh god it’s the grammar police , the professional high school coach . Lol

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:56 pm
by Jason Bourne
Bootz2004 wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****


You call it stupid because you're too dumb to understand. Not my fault.


You have no life bro , I have more athleticism in my pinky finger . You are an imaginary football expert

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:00 pm
by Nano
Cheb wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
It’s a message board , when you post stupid **** , which is common , I comment on it ... *****


At least , his punctuation , obeys the rules. Good , God, man.


FIFY

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:17 pm
by Jason Bourne
Nano wrote:
Cheb wrote:
At least , his punctuation , obeys the rules. Good , God, man.


FIFY


Lol,

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:35 pm
by Caradoc
Jason Bourne wrote:
Bootz2004 wrote:
You call it stupid because you're too dumb to understand. Not my fault.


You have no life bro , I have more athleticism in my pinky finger . You are an imaginary football expert


Aren’t you supposed to be in some third world country killing people?

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:58 pm
by Jason Bourne
I am a CIA trained assassin, in a Internet cafe in Morocco at the moment.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:47 pm
by Cheb
Jason Bourne wrote:
Cheb wrote:
At least his punctuation obeys the rules. Good God, man.


Oh god it’s the grammar police , the professional high school coach . Lol


Actually, I'm a professional mechanical engineer. The football coaching is for giggles.

Nice talk.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:59 pm
by Jason Bourne
Cheb wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:
Oh god it’s the grammar police , the professional high school coach . Lol


Actually, I'm a professional mechanical engineer. The football coaching is for giggles.

Nice talk.


Nice talk, btw it’s very admirable the way you defend tinker bell . Just wanted you to know.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:36 pm
by Seamen
Is this where the glory hole is?

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:27 pm
by Cheb
Jason Bourne wrote:
Cheb wrote:
Actually, I'm a professional mechanical engineer. The football coaching is for giggles.

Nice talk.


Nice talk, btw it’s very admirable the way you defend tinker bell . Just wanted you to know.


Defend from what? Okay, let's walk through your talking points, such as they are. There are only two. They both suck, but you asked for it, and my heart bleeds for the ignorant among us. Let's get into it.

Point one. Your grammar and syntax. Their consistently poor quality are an objective fact. That you keep replying with the same crude mistakes that children could correct makes it all the worst. That's not being the grammar police. No one is arguing the Oxford comma or proper semicolon use. It's basically English. My six year old nephew puts together better sentences.

Second... I dunno, the idea that I'm a professional high school coach? Very few people are. You may not know this, but the overwhelmingly vast majority of high school head coaches make a pittance. Most are full-time school teachers in addition to the hours they spend on the field and in the gym and in the film room. Some, like myself, have careers that afford them the time off to spend the hundreds of hours per year mentoring young men in their community.

The old joke is that football coaches are paid a dollar an hour. The average head coach pay in my conference this year is about $6k. I donate my "salary" (8k) back to the program. My coordinators get 5k, position coaches get 4k. When you add up all the hours of work we put in, it's not too far from minimum wage.

Unless you are coaching a top high school in Texas, where full time head coaches can make over $100k per year, no one is a "professional high school coach." To say otherwise is ignorant.

Explaining all that to a guy who can't use a comma or period correctly is probably a bit overboard. But I have a weakness for the unwashed and downtrodden.

Tinker Bell? Negro, s'il vous plaît.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:29 pm
by Caradoc
Seamen wrote:Is this where the glory hole is?


Image

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:30 pm
by Zarniwoop
Cheb wrote:Actually, I'm a professional mechanical engineer.


Can you come revalve my Kawasaki KX 450 for me please. I’m all out of shims

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:35 pm
by Bootz2004
Seamen wrote:Is this where the glory hole is?


Jason Bourne is sitting on it now after Cheb just tore him a new one.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:10 am
by Doctor
OH COME THE **** ON! THIS THREAD TOO???


*sigh*

I'll actually be at this game. Shame Winston won't be playing. I'm still convinced if Irma didn't F this all up this season would look completely different.

Re: Week 1(11) Opponent - Flying south to face the Phins

PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:12 am
by Jason Bourne
Bootz2004 wrote:
Seamen wrote:Is this where the glory hole is?


Jason Bourne is sitting on it now after Cheb just tore him a new one.


Lol