Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

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Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:40 am

Trying to figure out this team is like trying to understand how the guests in Jurassic Park can watch a goat in the Tyrannosaurus Rex paddock, but yet have a Jeep plummet thirty feet into a tree in the same spot moments later. You never know what defense is going to show up, but man getting a win feels nice.

Likes:
1.) Game time kickoff was 79 degrees. Bucs continuing to prove they’ve beaten the cold weather curse.
2.) Chris Godwin saved his best catch of the day for the onside kick… this is not a knock, just a statement.
3.) The Bucs are going to roll out a sack slogan. Worst to thirty-first (Hey, it’s better than the Love Tapp joke I initially had).
4.) Charles Sims showing off for his future team.
5.) Speedy Reedy the most exciting part of the game.
6.) Lavonte David making the Jets running game look uglier than the Gold & Diamond Source guy.

Dislikes:
1.) Last week back-to-back blocked kicks. This week back-to-back INTs. Next week back-to-back safeties.
2.) There was a delay to start the game because New York phoned in and said the offenses hadn’t been seen in the stadium. They decided to play the game anyway.
3.) The Bucs have blown more opportunities than Josh Gordon.

Random Stuff:
1.) Brad Allen is a flag tease.
2.) iPhone takes a cue from Windows and skips the 9th version? (It’s football related because it was a commercial during the game)
3.) Pamphile needs to get either his eyes checked or the nerves in his first down arm.

Perhaps this was the win we needed. Perhaps Jameis needed to sit. Perhaps Baker needed Ayers to motorboat him on the sideline. Learn from the win, build on it. If the season is lost, lets grow up and learn how to win for next year because the talent will still be here.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Bootz2004 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:30 am

Beautiful. Haven't read one of these after a win in quite some time. Good stuff as always.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby deltbucs » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:54 am

Bucs had their highest sack total of the season yesterday!! Netting exactly the same amount of sacks that Adrian Clayborn had by himself yesterday...

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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby BUCCABEER » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:56 am

Thanks Ich, always enjoy the breakdown.

I was expecting a comment on how Rich Gannon at 51 could compete with the 2 old guys on the field yesterday. He seemed pretty anxious to go out there and show them what he has left in the tank.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Jason Bourne » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:08 am

“Uglier than a gold and diamond source guy “
Lol
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Kress » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:31 am

Jason Bourne wrote:“Uglier than a gold and diamond source guy “
Lol



That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Mountaineer Buc » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:34 am

Kress wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:“Uglier than a gold and diamond source guy “
Lol



That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.

Just looked him up on youtube.

He get stung by a bee or something?
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby mdb1958 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:39 am

I will continue to think that finding a way for Sims to do good things in this offense, makes us a better offense. Figure it out and this guy can provide explosive plays.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby ComingThisFall » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:01 pm

mdb1958 wrote:I will continue to think that finding a way for Sims to do good things in this offense, makes us a better offense. Figure it out and this guy can provide explosive plays.


Was cool that it was the speedy Sims, and not a bruiser like Barber was the one who sealed the game
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Kress » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:56 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Kress wrote:

That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.

Just looked him up on youtube.

He get stung by a bee or something?


I'm guessing multiple Botox stings.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:26 pm

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Kress wrote:

That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.

Just looked him up on youtube.

He get stung by a bee or something?


Gotta remember those local commercials aren't as far reaching.

Guess I'll refrain from using the laughing Bay City Plywood guys next week.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Wesmon » Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:45 pm

Kress wrote:
Mountaineer Buc wrote:Just looked him up on youtube.

He get stung by a bee or something?


I'm guessing multiple Botox stings.

Looks like years of cocaine and alcohol
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Deuce » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:39 pm

I don't get why the Jets suck now that we beat them. In his last 3 games, McCown had thrown 6 TDs to 1 INT, plus 2 rushing TDs and a QB rating over 100. But we beat them and now he's terrible?
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby deltbucs » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:48 pm

Deuce wrote:I don't get why the Jets suck now that we beat them. In his last 3 games, McCown had thrown 6 TDs to 1 INT, plus 2 rushing TDs and a QB rating over 100. But we beat them and now he's terrible?

Which one of those do you think is the anomaly?
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby pewterpirates » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm

IchabodCrane84 wrote:2.) There was a delay to start the game because New York phoned in and said the offenses hadn’t been seen in the stadium. They decided to play the game anyway.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby DanTurksGhost » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:41 pm

Kress wrote:That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.


Yeah, Julie Weintraub. She's been an attractive woman for a very long time.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby MJW » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:50 pm

Deuce wrote:I don't get why the Jets suck now that we beat them. In his last 3 games, McCown had thrown 6 TDs to 1 INT, plus 2 rushing TDs and a QB rating over 100. But we beat them and now he's terrible?


It's fair to say he didn't play well, and only some of that was because of us. He just didn't look sharp. In fact, he looked like the guy we remember.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Ken Carson » Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:27 pm

Type should have been Winning Weak. Other than that, solid post.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Babeinbucland » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:23 pm

Deuce wrote:I don't get why the Jets suck now that we beat them. In his last 3 games, McCown had thrown 6 TDs to 1 INT, plus 2 rushing TDs and a QB rating over 100. But we beat them and now he's terrible?

Just seeing us on the field triggered McCown’s Buc Ptsd and he was so triggered he couldn’t play. Hey,week in and week out, we fans know how he feels.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:59 pm

Ken Carson wrote:Type should have been Winning Weak. Other than that, solid post.


Yeah but Weak Win rhymes with Week Ten.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Caradoc » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:05 am

IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Ken Carson wrote:Type should have been Winning Weak. Other than that, solid post.


Yeah but Weak Win rhymes with Week Ten.



Win and ten don't rhyme. Unless you incorrectly pronounce ten as "tin'. Which a lot of southerners do.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Alpha » Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:16 am

Mountaineer Buc wrote:
Kress wrote:

That was brutal. True, but brutal. His wife is a Coug though, so whatever. More power to him.

Just looked him up on youtube.

He get stung by a bee or something?


Nah...he got stung by a lifetime's worth of Jack Daniels.

Prolly because his hot-ass, coug wife is ****ing shit-bag crazy.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Alpha » Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:18 am

Deuce wrote:I don't get why the Jets suck now that we beat them. In his last 3 games, McCown had thrown 6 TDs to 1 INT, plus 2 rushing TDs and a QB rating over 100. But we beat them and now he's terrible?


I don't get how ****ing bad the Browns and 9'ers are.

We just saw the 2 worst teams in the NFL. How ****ing bad does that make them!?
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Kress » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:20 am

Alpha wrote:hot-ass, coug wife is ****ing shit-bag crazy.



Department of redundancy department holding on line 2 for you.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Moozician » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:40 am

Caradoc wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Yeah but Weak Win rhymes with Week Ten.



Win and ten don't rhyme. Unless you incorrectly pronounce ten as "tin'. Which a lot of southerners do.

YOU write the fricken post, then. Jeez.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby IchabodCrane84 » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:24 am

Caradoc wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Yeah but Weak Win rhymes with Week Ten.



Win and ten don't rhyme. Unless you incorrectly pronounce ten as "tin'. Which a lot of southerners do.


Dora and Explorer don't rhyme either.

Also, I don't have a southern accent, but if I did I'd hope I'd want to sound like Boyd Crowder.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Zarniwoop » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:29 am

IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Also, I don't have a southern accent, but if I did I'd hope I'd want to sound like Boyd Crowder.



This is how I"m reading your posts from now on
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby Buc You » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:22 am

IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Dora and Explorer don't rhyme either.

They do at the Kennedy house.
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Re: Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Weak Win

Postby deltbucs » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:36 am

Caradoc wrote:
IchabodCrane84 wrote:
Yeah but Weak Win rhymes with Week Ten.



Win and ten don't rhyme. Unless you incorrectly pronounce ten as "tin'. Which a lot of southerners do.

This ****ing guy
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